Friday, 29 February 2008
Was number 9 unlucky for Bhutto?
A text message that is doing the rounds in Pakistan lists the many nines in Bhutto's life.
To begin with, Bhutto was born in 1953, which adds up to 18 and thence to 9. She died in 2007 which again adds up to 9.
The text message, which is also being forwarded on email and has been posted on the internet, is full of the "unlucky 9" examples.
Bhutto got married on December 18 to Asif Ali Zardari, and many Pakistanis believe the marriage affected her political career, especially in view of the allegations of corruption leveled against Zardari.
Sideswipe: Monday
Michael from Northcote writes: "I'm not into numerology so someone else will have to work out if there is anything more than elegance in the fact that Ed Hillary, with ll in the middle of his name, died on the 11th, at the age of 88, 55 years after he became a hero aged 33. Add his age when we were introduced to him, to his age when we said goodbye and we get 33 + 88 = 121 which is 11 x 11. Clearly the state funeral had to be scheduled on the 22nd at 11am. Also on the subject of Sir Edmund, Ray remembers: "A life-sized statue of Sir Ed Hillary was erected in Hillary Square in Orewa in the early 1980s and someone asked via the local Rodney newspaper why Sir Ed was facing the nearby dairy.
That Guy: The nose has it when solving murders
Episode one begins: "She was never seen alive again, and with no clear leads the police have had to resort to using TV psychics Yvonne Evans and Paul Webber to assist with the investigation."
Evans uses her hands and physical contact to connect with the spirit world. She has been involved in more unsolved murders than anybody in Australasia. Webber solves crimes using birth dates, numerology and sometimes by sniffing women's underwear.
Each is driven separately through the victim's neighbourhood. After about two tanks of petrol, the psychics are nowhere near the crime scene, but then: "Paul has become uncomfort- able and agitated - could this be where Sue's grisly murder took place?"
Apparently not, as Webber is extremely hungover, after just coming off an all-night stag do.
Saturday, 23 February 2008
Numerologist Skot Jonz Picks the Next President
Suckers.
San Franciscan Skot Jonz has come up with a better way to pick a commander-in-chief. He has been distributing his 30-page pamphlet around city cafes and nail salons to spread the word — the word of numbers. Jonz is a numerologist; his pamphlet is titled "Picking a President by the Numbers."
"Of course I consider a candidate's platform and ideology valuable," Jonz told me. "But, as we all know, that is subject to change based on the whim of the candidates and who they may be wooing at the moment. The numerology cannot be changed, and I consider it as another source of information to make an informed decision."
Why, Jonz gripes in his pamphlet, does the media report poll numbers, fund-raising numbers, and delegate numbers, but not the really important numbers? You know, like the fact that Ron Paul's birth day and month (8/20/1935) add up to 28, 2 + 8 = 10, and 1 + 0 = 1, and 1 indicates strong leadership skills? Why doesn't Wolf Blitzer talk about that on The Situation Room?
Poring over 30 pages of hard-core numerology theory is not as fun or easy as reading a Harry Potter book, and, to paraphrase a Woody Allen quip, after 20 minutes a substance resembling guacamole began to trickle out of my ears.
Chinese New Year
'Singh Is Kinng' preponed by one week
Reason for the preponement? "Akshay and I feel the number 8 suits us well. It has been lucky for both of us in the past, which is why we decided that 8th August would be a far more appropriate date for our film," Vipul Shah tells me.
Meanwhile, August seems to be a crowded month. While SINGH IS KINNG is confirmed for 8th August, the much-awaited Abhishek Bachchan starrer DRONA, directed by Goldie Behl, is expected to arrive on 15th August.
Sunday, 17 February 2008
Hobbyist Skype statistician: Skype now exceeding 10 million concurrent ...
He runs the Skype Numerology blog, a resource dedicated to the evolving and statistically quantifiable aspects of Skype's download, usage, and related metrics over time.
Yesterday Jean figured out that last week, Skype attained 10 million concurrent users at the same time. And this week, that number went as high as 10,270,000 concurrents.
Jean thinks the Skype mashup with MySpace could be having an effect.
Me? That's probably a bit too early- more like natural growth of the Skype user base.
CH 03 X 0001 goes for Rs 2 lakh
Last time the VIP number was auctioned for Rs 3.05 lakh (CH-03V-0001). The auctioned price for the CH 03U 0001 was Rs 5.05 lakh.
Sources in the department said the highest bid for the coveted number CH 03X 0001 was Rs 2 lakh when the bidding took place at the auction yesterday. There were seven bidders for the number and the reserved price was Rs 25,000.
Since the applicant is yet to get the vehicle registered, the make of the model of the vehicle to be registered could not be known, said an official concerned.